If you are looking for a youth group, this is what we have to offer:
-A short attention span
-Plenty of oppurtunities to make fun of others
-A fun attmosphere where you can be 90% safe both physically and emotionally
-A bunch of people that love the Lord
-Free food
-A well documented list of the youth's pastor's "Favorite youth in the group." This gives everyone some goals
to shoot for.
-A introduction to things such as; groundhog cries, grandad's falling out of guard towers, unstabable Clint East movies,
unlimited impressions of Garrett and Creason, cactus hugging, snipe hunting, sixth graders with no inside voices, boys that
play flutes, bowling balls that fall out of the sky, and other remarkable freaks of nature
